00:00:05:20 00:00:08:13 Ah, good morning, sir. Can I help you?਀　　㨀　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀　 　　㨀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀　㤀 ⠀匀䠀伀唀吀䤀一䜀⤀ 夀攀猀Ⰰ 䤀✀搀 氀椀欀攀 攀椀最栀琀 瀀愀挀欀攀琀猀
of condoms, please!਀　　㨀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㌀ ⴀ䔀椀最栀琀㼀
-Yes, please!਀　　㨀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㜀 䤀✀搀 氀椀欀攀 琀栀爀攀攀 䜀漀猀猀愀洀攀爀Ⰰ 琀栀爀攀攀 䘀攀琀栀攀爀氀椀琀攀Ⰰ
00:00:19:06 00:00:21:03 the new single by Jason Donovan਀　　㨀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㜀 愀渀搀Ⰰ 攀爀⸀⸀⸀
00:00:24:00 00:00:27:02 I'd like two of the ribbed arouser!਀　　㨀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀　㐀 　　㨀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀　㔀 ⠀䌀䰀䔀䄀刀匀 吀䠀刀伀䄀吀⤀
00:00:28:07 00:00:30:04 -Jason Donovan?਀ⴀ夀攀猀Ⰰ 礀攀猀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 爀椀最栀琀⸀
00:00:30:06 00:00:34:09 And can you make sure਀琀栀攀礀✀爀攀 匀攀渀猀椀琀漀氀 氀甀戀爀椀挀愀琀攀搀Ⰰ 瀀氀攀愀猀攀㼀
00:00:34:17 00:00:36:04 Jason Donovan?਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㈀㐀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㄀㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㈀ ⠀䘀伀刀 䠀䔀 䤀匀 䄀一 䔀一䜀䰀䤀匀䠀䴀䄀一 倀䰀䄀夀䤀一䜀⤀
00:01:30:21 00:01:42:06 # He remains an Englishman #਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㐀㐀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀　㄀㨀㐀㜀㨀　㐀 ⴀ䄀洀戀愀猀猀愀搀漀爀㼀
-Oh, Witty, isn't it?਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㐀㜀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㄀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㜀 夀攀猀Ⰰ 猀椀爀⸀
00:01:48:09 00:01:50:08 Yes, a message just came through for you਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㔀　㨀㄀　 　　㨀　㄀㨀㔀㈀㨀㄀㤀 昀爀漀洀 琀栀攀 嘀椀挀攀ⴀ䌀漀渀猀甀氀 椀渀 䄀氀ⴀ刀愀栀愀搀
marked ''most urgent''.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㔀㈀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀　㄀㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀㠀 伀栀Ⰰ 眀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀攀渀Ⰰ 䤀 猀甀瀀瀀漀猀攀 礀漀甀✀搀 戀攀琀琀攀爀 爀攀愀搀 椀琀Ⰰ
dear boy.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㔀㔀㨀㈀　 　　㨀　㄀㨀㔀㤀㨀㄀㠀 ✀✀吀眀攀氀瘀攀 愀爀洀漀甀爀攀搀 搀椀瘀椀猀椀漀渀猀 栀攀愀搀椀渀最 猀漀甀琀栀⸀
Infantry build-up along border continues.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㔀㤀㨀㈀　 　　㨀　㈀㨀　㌀㨀㄀㌀ ✀✀䔀瘀攀爀礀 椀渀搀椀挀愀琀椀漀渀Ⰰ 爀攀瀀攀愀琀Ⰰ 攀瘀攀爀礀 椀渀搀椀挀愀琀椀漀渀
that invasion is imminent.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀　㌀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀　㈀㨀　㔀㨀㄀　 ✀✀刀攀瀀攀愀琀Ⰰ 椀洀洀椀渀攀渀琀⸀✀✀
00:02:05:12 00:02:06:14 Hmm.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀　㜀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㄀ ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀 猀栀漀甀氀搀 眀攀 搀漀Ⰰ 猀椀爀㼀
-Good question, Witty. Very good question.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀　 䴀礀 昀攀攀氀椀渀最 椀猀 琀栀愀琀 眀攀 猀栀漀甀氀搀 搀漀 吀栀攀 䴀椀欀愀搀漀⸀
00:02:15:21 00:02:16:25 I'm sorry, sir?਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㄀㜀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㈀　㨀㈀㐀 䤀 欀渀漀眀 愀 氀漀琀 漀昀 琀栀攀 礀漀甀渀最攀爀 昀攀氀氀漀眀猀 椀渀 琀栀攀 䌀栀愀渀挀攀爀礀
think it's time for a Pirates of Penzance,਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㈀㄀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㈀㌀㨀　㤀 ⴀ戀甀琀 琀栀攀爀攀 椀猀渀✀琀 愀 瀀愀爀琀 椀渀 琀栀愀琀 昀漀爀 洀攀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 猀攀攀㼀
-I'm sorry, I don't...਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㔀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䤀 搀漀渀✀琀 眀愀渀琀 琀漀 猀攀攀洀 愀 猀瀀漀椀氀猀瀀漀爀琀Ⰰ
but I do think there has to be a part in it for me.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀　 䄀渀搀 吀栀攀 䴀椀欀愀搀漀 猀攀攀洀猀
the most appropriate choice.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㌀㈀㨀㈀　 䈀甀琀 猀甀爀攀氀礀Ⰰ 猀椀爀Ⰰ 琀栀攀爀攀 愀爀攀⸀⸀⸀
There are more pressing calls upon our time.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㌀㈀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㌀㔀㨀　㤀 伀栀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 最礀洀欀栀愀渀愀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 洀攀愀渀㼀 一漀⸀
00:02:35:11 00:02:39:17 I think we can let the wives sort that one out.਀䤀✀瘀攀 愀最爀攀攀搀 琀漀 瀀椀渀 琀栀攀 眀椀渀渀椀渀最 爀漀猀攀琀琀攀⸀
00:02:39:19 00:02:41:22 Julia is just going to have to be satisfied with that.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㐀㄀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㈀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀㄀ 一漀Ⰰ 猀椀爀⸀ 一漀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 椀渀瘀愀猀椀漀渀⸀
00:02:43:13 00:02:46:20 I mean, unless he's stopped now,਀琀栀攀爀攀✀猀 最漀渀渀愀 戀攀 琀栀攀 洀漀猀琀 愀瀀瀀愀氀氀椀渀最 挀愀琀愀猀琀爀漀瀀栀攀⸀
00:02:46:22 00:02:49:07 Surely... Surely, we must at least਀椀猀猀甀攀 愀渀 甀氀琀椀洀愀琀甀洀⸀
00:02:49:09 00:02:52:22 Oh, very well, Witty. Dispatch this.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀㘀㨀㈀㐀 ✀✀唀渀氀攀猀猀 礀漀甀 眀椀琀栀搀爀愀眀 猀漀漀渀攀猀琀Ⰰ
your ticket allocation਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀㜀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀　㌀㨀　㄀㨀　㐀 ✀✀昀漀爀 漀甀爀 渀攀砀琀 䜀椀氀戀攀爀琀 愀渀搀 匀甀氀氀椀瘀愀渀 瀀爀漀搀甀挀琀椀漀渀
will be severely reduced.''਀　　㨀　㌀㨀　㄀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㌀㨀　㈀㨀㄀㠀 䄀洀戀愀猀猀愀搀漀爀Ⰰ 昀漀爀 栀攀愀瘀攀渀✀猀 猀愀欀攀⸀
00:03:02:20 00:03:05:08 Not strong enough, you think?਀伀栀Ⰰ 愀氀氀 爀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 猀挀爀愀琀挀栀 琀栀愀琀⸀
00:03:05:10 00:03:07:14 Erm, ''Unless you withdraw soonest,਀　　㨀　㌀㨀　㜀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㄀㈀㨀　㄀ ✀✀䐀攀爀攀欀 一椀洀洀漀✀猀 琀漀甀爀椀渀最 瀀爀漀搀甀挀琀椀漀渀
of Separate Tables will not be cancelled.''਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㐀 䄀洀戀愀猀猀愀搀漀爀Ⰰ 栀攀 椀猀 愀戀漀甀琀 琀漀 椀渀瘀愀搀攀℀
00:03:15:01 00:03:17:23 Within a matter of hours,਀眀攀 挀漀甀氀搀 戀攀 漀渀 琀栀攀 戀爀椀渀欀 漀昀 愀 眀漀爀氀搀 眀愀爀⸀
00:03:18:00 00:03:21:02 You haven't been in the Foreign Office long,਀栀愀瘀攀 礀漀甀Ⰰ 圀椀琀琀礀㼀
00:03:21:04 00:03:25:07 -Three years, sir.਀ⴀ伀栀 搀攀愀爀⸀ 伀栀 搀攀愀爀Ⰰ 漀栀 搀攀愀爀Ⰰ 漀栀 搀攀愀爀⸀
00:03:25:17 00:03:28:18 That means you missed਀漀甀爀 氀愀猀琀 瀀爀漀搀甀挀琀椀漀渀 漀昀 䠀䴀匀 倀椀渀愀昀漀爀攀⸀
00:03:28:20 00:03:30:01 Yes, I'm afraid so, sir.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㌀　㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㌀㨀㌀㌀㨀㈀㌀ ⴀ倀椀琀礀Ⰰ 瀀椀琀礀⸀ 䤀 眀漀爀攀 漀渀攀 漀昀 䨀甀氀椀愀✀猀 搀爀攀猀猀攀猀⸀
-Yes, I'd heard that, sir.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㌀㐀㨀　　 　　㨀　㌀㨀㌀㘀㨀㄀㜀 䰀椀琀琀氀攀 琀椀最栀琀 甀渀搀攀爀 琀栀攀 愀爀洀猀Ⰰ
but otherwise surprisingly comfortable.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㌀㘀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㌀㠀㨀㈀㈀ ⴀ刀攀愀氀氀礀Ⰰ 猀椀爀Ⰰ 戀甀琀⸀⸀⸀
-(CHUCKLING) There was a...਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㌀㠀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀　 吀栀攀爀攀 眀愀猀 愀 眀漀渀搀攀爀昀甀氀 洀漀洀攀渀琀 椀渀 琀栀攀 猀攀挀漀渀搀 愀挀琀Ⰰ
00:03:41:12 00:03:46:10 where I had to go downstage, as we say,਀愀渀搀 欀椀猀猀 琀栀攀 眀椀昀攀 漀昀 琀栀攀 䘀椀爀猀琀 匀攀挀爀攀琀愀爀礀⸀
00:03:46:12 00:03:49:24 -But I tripped over an upturned...਀ⴀ䄀洀戀愀猀猀愀搀漀爀Ⰰ 䤀✀洀 猀漀爀爀礀 琀漀 椀渀琀攀爀爀甀瀀琀Ⰰ
00:03:50:01 00:03:52:09 but we are facing਀愀渀 攀砀琀爀攀洀攀氀礀 搀愀渀最攀爀漀甀猀 猀椀琀甀愀琀椀漀渀 栀攀爀攀⸀
00:03:52:11 00:03:56:19 Surely it's our duty to inform London that਀椀渀瘀愀猀椀漀渀 椀猀 椀洀洀椀渀攀渀琀 愀渀搀 爀攀焀甀攀猀琀 椀渀猀琀爀甀挀琀椀漀渀猀⸀
00:03:56:21 00:03:58:17 -I'll be honest with you, Witty.਀ⴀ匀椀爀㼀
00:03:58:19 00:04:00:10 I don't like you.਀　　㨀　㐀㨀　㄀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㐀㨀　㐀㨀㄀㄀ ⴀ圀栀礀 渀漀琀Ⰰ 猀椀爀㼀
-Because you're a troublemaker, that's why, Witty.਀　　㨀　㐀㨀　㐀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㐀㨀　㜀㨀㄀㘀 ⴀ䄀渀搀 戀攀挀愀甀猀攀 礀漀甀 琀栀椀渀欀 礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀 椀琀 愀氀氀⸀
-No, I don't, sir.਀　　㨀　㐀㨀　㜀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀　㨀㄀　 圀椀琀栀 爀攀猀瀀攀挀琀Ⰰ
we are paid astonishing amounts of money,਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀　㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㐀 最椀瘀攀渀 猀攀爀瘀愀渀琀猀Ⰰ 眀椀渀攀 挀攀氀氀愀爀猀Ⰰ
automatic knighthoods and fantastic privileges,਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㄀ 樀甀猀琀 猀漀 琀栀愀琀 眀栀攀渀 洀漀洀攀渀琀猀 氀椀欀攀 琀栀椀猀 愀爀椀猀攀Ⰰ
we will be able to avert war.਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㄀ 吀栀愀琀 椀猀 漀甀爀 漀渀攀 昀甀渀挀琀椀漀渀⸀
00:04:19:13 00:04:24:03 And we owe it to the peoples of the world to start਀攀愀爀渀椀渀最 漀甀爀 洀漀渀攀礀 愀渀搀 愀挀琀甀愀氀氀礀 搀漀 猀漀洀攀琀栀椀渀最⸀
00:04:24:05 00:04:27:03 -A pretty speech, Witty.਀ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀愀渀欀 礀漀甀Ⰰ 猀椀爀⸀
00:04:27:05 00:04:30:07 -Pretty and extremely convincing.਀ⴀ吀栀愀渀欀 礀漀甀 瘀攀爀礀 洀甀挀栀Ⰰ 猀椀爀⸀
00:04:30:09 00:04:34:17 The Victoria Club at Rassan਀栀漀氀搀猀 愀 瀀甀戀氀椀挀 猀瀀攀愀欀椀渀最 挀漀洀瀀攀琀椀琀椀漀渀 攀瘀攀爀礀 䄀瀀爀椀氀⸀
00:04:34:19 00:04:37:19 The first prize is only a silver cup,਀戀甀琀 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 䤀 洀椀最栀琀 攀渀琀攀爀 礀漀甀⸀
00:04:37:21 00:04:41:05 Sir, there is not going to be a Victoria Club਀椀渀 ㈀㐀 栀漀甀爀猀✀ 琀椀洀攀⸀
00:04:41:07 00:04:44:07 -What are you talking about?਀ⴀ䤀琀✀猀 爀椀最栀琀 猀氀愀瀀ⴀ戀愀渀最 渀攀砀琀 琀漀 琀栀攀 匀栀攀椀欀栀✀猀 瀀愀氀愀挀攀⸀
00:04:44:09 00:04:46:22 In the event of war,਀椀琀✀猀 最漀渀渀愀 戀攀 琀栀攀 昀椀爀猀琀 琀愀爀最攀琀Ⰰ 戀漀甀渀搀 琀漀 戀攀⸀
00:04:46:24 00:04:49:22 Well, hell's bells, man, this has got to be stopped!਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㐀㤀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㐀㨀㔀㈀㨀　㌀ 圀栀漀✀猀 琀栀攀 䘀漀爀攀椀最渀 匀攀挀爀攀琀愀爀礀㼀
How do we get in touch with him?਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㔀㈀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　㐀㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀㈀ ⴀ圀攀 猀攀渀搀 愀 猀椀最渀愀氀 昀爀漀洀 琀栀攀 挀椀瀀栀攀爀 爀漀漀洀Ⰰ 猀椀爀⸀
-Cipher room? Where's that?਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀　㐀㨀㔀㤀㨀　㤀 ⴀ䤀琀✀猀 眀栀攀爀攀 眀攀 爀攀栀攀愀爀猀攀搀 吀栀攀 䜀漀渀搀漀氀椀攀爀猀⸀
-Oh, that room, yes.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀　㄀㨀　　 　　㨀　㔀㨀　㐀㨀㄀㜀 伀栀Ⰰ 礀攀猀Ⰰ 礀攀猀⸀ 䤀✀洀 瘀攀爀礀 洀甀挀栀 愀 䐀愀椀氀礀 䴀愀椀氀 瀀攀爀猀漀渀⸀
00:05:05:23 00:05:08:10 Well, I prefer it to a newspaper, really.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㄀　㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀　㔀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㌀ 䤀渀 洀礀 搀爀攀愀洀猀Ⰰ 䤀✀瘀攀 瀀氀愀礀攀搀 猀渀漀漀欀攀爀
with Stephen Hendry,਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㄀㤀㨀　㐀 䤀✀瘀攀 猀甀渀最 眀椀琀栀 䈀愀爀戀爀愀 匀琀爀攀椀猀愀渀搀
and I've been to bed with Anneka Rice.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀　 　　㨀　㔀㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㔀 䤀渀 爀攀愀氀椀琀礀Ⰰ 䤀✀瘀攀 瀀氀愀礀攀搀 猀渀漀漀欀攀爀
with Barbra Streisand,਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㈀㘀㨀　㠀 䤀✀瘀攀 猀甀渀最 眀椀琀栀 䄀渀渀攀欀愀 刀椀挀攀
and I've been to bed with Stephen Hendry.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀　 　　㨀　㔀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㈀ 匀漀洀攀琀椀洀攀猀Ⰰ 氀椀昀攀 挀愀渀 戀攀 攀瘀攀渀 戀攀琀琀攀爀 琀栀愀渀 愀 搀爀攀愀洀⸀
00:05:31:17 00:05:35:04 No, I can't stop, I'm afraid.਀䴀礀 眀椀昀攀 椀猀 戀攀椀渀最 琀漀眀攀搀 愀眀愀礀⸀
00:05:36:11 00:05:37:12 (GRUNTING)਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㌀㠀㨀㄀㜀 䠀攀氀氀漀⸀
00:05:40:03 00:05:42:08 Don't know if you recognise this.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㐀㈀㨀㄀　 　　㨀　㔀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㜀 吀栀椀猀 椀猀 琀栀攀 愀洀瀀攀爀猀愀渀搀 眀攀 甀猀攀搀
in the very first series of A Bit of Fry & Laurie.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㐀㤀㨀　㐀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀㜀 䄀氀氀 琀栀漀猀攀 礀攀愀爀猀 愀最漀Ⰰ 眀愀礀 戀愀挀欀 眀栀攀渀Ⰰ 椀渀 眀栀愀琀⸀⸀⸀
Nineteen eighty, let me think, seven.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㔀㐀㨀　㜀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㔀㠀㨀　㘀 䤀昀 礀漀甀 爀攀洀攀洀戀攀爀Ⰰ
the words ''A Bit of Fry'' went on this side,਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㔀㠀㨀　㠀 　　㨀　㘀㨀　㄀㨀　　 愀渀搀 琀栀攀 眀漀爀搀 ✀✀䰀愀甀爀椀攀✀✀ 眀攀渀琀 漀渀 琀栀椀猀 猀椀搀攀⸀
00:06:01:02 00:06:03:07 'Cause an ampersand, of course, is a symbol,਀椀猀渀✀琀 椀琀㼀
00:06:03:09 00:06:07:07 It's a sort of character਀琀栀愀琀 挀愀渀 猀琀愀渀搀 昀漀爀 琀栀攀 眀漀爀搀 ✀✀愀渀搀✀✀⸀
00:06:07:09 00:06:10:12 Now, ampersands, of course,਀挀漀洀攀 椀渀 愀氀氀 猀栀愀瀀攀猀 愀渀搀 猀椀稀攀猀Ⰰ 搀漀渀✀琀 琀栀攀礀㼀
00:06:10:14 00:06:13:10 And I think I'm right in saying਀琀栀愀琀 䠀甀最栀 栀愀猀 愀 眀栀漀氀攀 琀愀戀氀攀琀漀瀀 昀甀氀氀 漀昀 琀栀攀洀⸀
00:06:13:12 00:06:16:02 -Isn't that right, Hugh?਀ⴀ吀栀愀琀✀猀 愀戀猀漀氀甀琀攀氀礀 爀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 匀琀攀瀀栀攀渀Ⰰ 礀攀猀⸀
00:06:16:04 00:06:19:09 Now, this one here for example,਀眀攀✀爀攀 瘀攀爀礀 攀砀挀椀琀攀搀 愀戀漀甀琀⸀
00:06:19:11 00:06:21:10 This one has been lent to us from America,਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㐀 眀栀攀爀攀 椀琀 眀愀猀 甀猀攀搀 椀渀 愀氀氀 昀椀瘀攀 猀攀爀椀攀猀
of Cagney & Lacey.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀　㨀　㔀 吀栀椀猀 椀猀 渀漀眀 瀀攀爀洀愀渀攀渀琀氀礀 栀漀甀猀攀搀
in the Whitgift Ampersand Museum in Vermont.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀　㨀　㜀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㌀ 䄀渀搀⸀⸀⸀ 一漀眀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀 愀戀漀甀琀 琀栀椀猀 漀渀攀 栀攀爀攀㼀
This slippery fellow.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀㔀㨀㄀㘀 䤀 眀漀渀搀攀爀 椀昀 礀漀甀 爀攀挀漀最渀椀猀攀 琀栀椀猀⸀ 夀攀愀栀㼀 一漀㼀
00:06:35:18 00:06:39:13 Well, this was used in the second series only,਀䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 䤀✀洀 爀椀最栀琀 椀渀 猀愀礀椀渀最Ⰰ
00:06:39:15 00:06:43:01 of a programme called Food & Drink,਀猀琀愀爀爀椀渀最Ⰰ 漀昀 挀漀甀爀猀攀Ⰰ 䌀栀爀椀猀 䬀攀氀氀礀
00:06:43:03 00:06:45:05 and produced by Peter Bazalgette.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㐀㔀㨀　㜀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㐀 ⴀ伀昀 挀漀甀爀猀攀Ⰰ 琀栀攀爀攀 愀爀攀 氀漀琀猀 洀漀爀攀Ⰰ 愀猀 礀漀甀 挀愀渀 猀攀攀⸀
-Well, that's right.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㔀　㨀㄀　 伀昀 挀漀甀爀猀攀Ⰰ 椀琀 洀愀礀 猀甀爀瀀爀椀猀攀 礀漀甀 琀漀 欀渀漀眀
00:06:50:12 00:06:53:10 that you could well own an ampersand਀漀昀 礀漀甀爀 瘀攀爀礀 漀眀渀⸀
00:06:53:12 00:06:56:10 If you have a computer਀漀爀 漀氀搀ⴀ昀愀猀栀椀漀渀攀搀 琀礀瀀攀眀爀椀琀攀爀Ⰰ
00:06:56:12 00:07:00:22 you'll find you've probably got an ampersand਀樀甀猀琀 愀戀漀瘀攀 琀栀攀 渀甀洀戀攀爀 猀攀瘀攀渀 漀渀 礀漀甀爀 欀攀礀戀漀愀爀搀⸀
00:07:00:24 00:07:03:15 But, please, do remember,਀椀昀 礀漀甀 眀愀渀琀 琀漀 瀀爀椀渀琀 椀琀 漀甀琀Ⰰ
00:07:03:17 00:07:06:07 always press the shift button as well.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀　㘀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀　㠀㨀㄀㤀 ⴀ䄀氀氀 爀椀最栀琀㼀
-Until then, goodbye...਀　　㨀　㜀㨀　㤀㨀㈀　 　　㨀　㜀㨀㄀㄀㨀　　 ⸀⸀⸀最漀漀搀 氀甀挀欀⸀
00:07:17:22 00:07:21:07 Gentlemen, I believe you both know਀琀栀攀 瀀甀爀瀀漀猀攀 漀昀 琀栀椀猀 洀攀攀琀椀渀最⸀
00:07:21:09 00:07:24:22 Thank you, Mr Tollerby, but the circumstances਀漀昀 漀甀爀 洀攀攀琀椀渀最 愀爀攀 眀攀氀氀 欀渀漀眀渀 琀漀 甀猀⸀
00:07:24:24 00:07:26:21 There is no need of further explanation.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀㌀㄀㨀　㌀ ⴀ䄀礀攀Ⰰ 氀攀琀 甀猀 戀攀 愀戀漀甀琀 琀栀攀 戀甀猀椀渀攀猀猀⸀
-The business! Let us be about it.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㌀㄀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　㜀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㘀 嘀攀爀礀 眀攀氀氀Ⰰ 最攀渀琀氀攀洀攀渀⸀
00:07:32:08 00:07:35:10 Let us be in the business਀漀昀 最漀椀渀最 愀戀漀甀琀 琀栀攀 戀甀猀椀渀攀猀猀⸀
00:07:35:12 00:07:38:03 -Very well, then.਀ⴀ䤀渀 栀愀渀搀⸀
00:07:38:07 00:07:41:11 Aye, the business in hand.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀㐀㔀㨀　㘀 匀漀 戀攀 椀琀⸀
Sir David, I understand the choice is yours.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㐀㔀㨀　㠀 　　㨀　㜀㨀㐀㜀㨀　㜀 ⴀ匀眀漀爀搀 漀爀 瀀椀猀琀漀氀㼀
-Sword.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㜀㨀㔀　㨀㄀　 ⴀ䄀猀 礀漀甀 眀椀猀栀⸀
-It is the only weapon for a gentleman.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㔀　㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀㤀 䨀甀猀琀 猀漀⸀
00:07:51:21 00:07:55:20 That means, Mr Van Hoyle,਀琀栀愀琀 礀漀甀 栀愀瘀攀 琀栀攀 瀀椀猀琀漀氀⸀
00:07:55:22 00:07:57:06 Why, thank you, sir.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㔀㜀㨀　㠀 　　㨀　㜀㨀㔀㤀㨀㈀㈀ 一漀眀Ⰰ 最攀渀琀氀攀洀攀渀Ⰰ
when you're both braced and ready,਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㔀㤀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㠀㨀　㌀㨀㄀㐀 ⴀ䤀 猀栀愀氀氀 搀爀漀瀀 琀栀攀⸀⸀⸀
-No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait a minute.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀　㌀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㠀㨀　㔀㨀㄀㐀 ⴀ䤀猀 琀栀攀爀攀 猀漀洀攀琀栀椀渀最 眀爀漀渀最Ⰰ 匀椀爀 䐀愀瘀椀搀㼀
-Well...਀　　㨀　㠀㨀　㔀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㠀㨀　㜀㨀㄀　 儀甀椀挀欀Ⰰ 洀愀渀⸀ 吀栀攀 栀漀甀爀 最爀漀眀猀 氀愀琀攀⸀
00:08:07:12 00:08:10:23 Well, it's just that I sort of assumed,਀礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ 眀栀攀渀 礀漀甀 猀愀椀搀 猀眀漀爀搀 漀爀 瀀椀猀琀漀氀Ⰰ
00:08:11:00 00:08:13:10 that we'd both have the same one.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㤀 䤀✀洀 猀漀爀爀礀⸀ 䤀✀洀 猀漀爀爀礀Ⰰ 䤀✀洀 渀漀琀 眀椀琀栀 礀漀甀⸀
00:08:15:21 00:08:18:20 Well, it's just that, you know,਀䤀 猀愀椀搀 ✀✀猀眀漀爀搀✀✀ 琀栀椀渀欀椀渀最 琀栀愀琀 眀漀甀氀搀 洀攀愀渀
00:08:18:22 00:08:20:07 we would both have a sword.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀　㨀　㤀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㄀ ⠀䌀䠀唀䌀䬀䰀䤀一䜀 一䔀刀嘀伀唀匀䰀夀⤀
00:08:21:23 00:08:23:08 Oh, I see.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㔀㨀　㌀ ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 愀⸀⸀⸀
-Yes.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㔀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㤀 吀栀攀 琀栀椀渀最 椀猀Ⰰ
I only brought one of each, unfortunately.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㤀㨀　㈀ 伀栀Ⰰ 猀栀椀琀⸀
00:08:29:04 00:08:31:09 -I mean, I'm sorry to make a fuss...਀ⴀ一漀Ⰰ 渀漀Ⰰ 渀漀⸀
00:08:31:11 00:08:33:19 -I quite take your point.਀ⴀ一漀Ⰰ 渀漀Ⰰ 渀漀⸀
00:08:34:18 00:08:36:21 Well, I wonder if there is anywhere਀眀攀 挀漀甀氀搀 最攀琀 愀 猀眀漀爀搀⸀
00:08:36:23 00:08:40:02 Oh, excuse me, you wouldn't happen਀琀漀 栀愀瘀攀 愀 猀眀漀爀搀 漀渀 礀漀甀Ⰰ 眀漀甀氀搀 礀漀甀㼀
00:08:40:04 00:08:41:10 Twenty past seven.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㐀㘀㨀㈀㄀ ⴀ䐀愀洀渀⸀
-Well, we're stitched, aren't we?਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㐀㘀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㔀　㨀㄀㌀ 䠀漀眀 眀漀甀氀搀 椀琀 戀攀 椀昀 䴀爀 嘀愀渀 䠀漀礀氀攀
were to take the pistol,਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㔀　㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㔀㈀㨀㄀㔀 戀甀琀 瀀爀漀洀椀猀攀 渀漀琀 琀漀 昀椀爀攀 椀琀㼀
00:08:54:07 00:08:57:09 Oh, you mean...਀䄀栀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 洀攀愀渀 甀猀攀 琀栀攀 瀀椀猀琀漀氀 愀猀 椀昀 椀琀 眀攀爀攀 愀 猀眀漀爀搀㼀
00:08:57:11 00:08:59:06 -REFEREE: Exactly.਀ⴀ匀甀椀琀猀 洀攀⸀
00:08:59:08 00:09:02:01 -(CHUCKLING) Hang on.਀ⴀ䤀猀 琀栀愀琀⸀⸀⸀㼀
00:09:02:03 00:09:05:24 Look, I mean, it wouldn't cut anything. It's blunt.਀匀攀攀㼀 一漀琀栀椀渀最⸀
00:09:06:01 00:09:09:05 -Well, it stings.਀ⴀ伀栀Ⰰ 椀琀 猀琀椀渀最猀㼀 夀攀愀栀Ⰰ 眀攀氀氀Ⰰ 椀琀 洀愀礀 猀琀椀渀最Ⰰ
00:09:09:07 00:09:12:00 -but it's not the same, is it, as a sword?਀ⴀ䨀甀猀琀 愀 琀栀漀甀最栀琀⸀
00:09:12:02 00:09:13:09 A crap one, if I may say so.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㈀ 一漀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 猀攀攀⸀⸀⸀ 一漀Ⰰ 渀漀⸀
What we need is something that we've got two of.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㌀ 䤀✀瘀攀 最漀琀 琀眀漀 戀爀漀琀栀攀爀猀⸀ 一漀⸀
00:09:19:15 00:09:21:19 Oh, I'll tell you what. Ha, matches.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㔀 ⴀ圀栀愀琀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 洀攀愀渀 猀攀琀 昀椀爀攀 琀漀 攀愀挀栀 漀琀栀攀爀㼀
-Well, it's better than nothing.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀　㤀㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㄀ ⴀ伀栀Ⰰ 渀漀⸀ 䤀✀瘀攀 漀渀氀礀 最漀琀 漀渀攀 氀攀昀琀⸀
-Oh, piddle.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀　㤀㨀㌀㈀㨀㄀㐀 䈀攀愀爀 眀椀琀栀 洀攀⸀ 䤀 栀愀瘀攀 漀渀攀 氀愀猀琀 椀搀攀愀 甀瀀 洀礀 猀氀攀攀瘀攀⸀
00:09:32:16 00:09:35:00 -What, a handkerchief?਀ⴀ一漀Ⰰ 匀椀爀 䐀愀瘀椀搀⸀
00:09:35:19 00:09:37:15 Two handkerchiefs.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㌀㠀㨀㄀　 　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㌀㨀　㤀 䄀爀攀 礀漀甀 瀀爀漀瀀漀猀椀渀最 琀栀愀琀 眀攀 搀甀攀氀 琀漀 琀栀攀 搀攀愀琀栀
with a pair of handkerchiefs?਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㜀㨀　㌀ 䤀 爀攀愀氀椀猀攀 椀琀✀猀 渀漀琀 椀搀攀愀氀Ⰰ 䴀爀 嘀愀渀 䠀漀礀氀攀Ⰰ
but at least it would be fair.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㜀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　㤀㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀㜀 䤀琀 眀椀氀氀 琀愀欀攀 昀漀爀攀瘀攀爀℀
I have to be in town by 8:00 at the latest.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀　㤀㨀㔀㐀㨀㈀㐀 ⴀ圀攀 栀愀瘀攀渀✀琀 最漀琀 愀渀礀琀栀椀渀最 攀氀猀攀Ⰰ 琀栀漀甀最栀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 猀攀攀⸀
-Oh, very well.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀㔀㠀㨀㄀㤀 ⴀ吀栀攀礀 戀攀琀琀攀爀 戀攀 挀氀攀愀渀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 愀氀氀⸀
-Scrupulously clean, I assure you.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㔀㠀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀　㨀　㌀㨀　㐀 一漀眀Ⰰ 最攀渀琀氀攀洀攀渀Ⰰ 眀栀攀渀 礀漀甀 愀爀攀 戀漀琀栀
braced and ready, I shall drop the hank...਀　　㨀㄀　㨀　㐀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㄀　㨀　㠀㨀　㄀ ⴀ伀栀Ⰰ 昀漀爀 栀攀愀瘀攀渀✀猀 猀愀欀攀⸀
-Arses.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㜀 夀攀愀栀Ⰰ 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀 漀昀琀攀渀 愀猀欀
what we keep under our helmets.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㐀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䤀✀氀氀 猀栀漀眀 礀漀甀Ⰰ 愀氀氀 爀椀最栀琀㼀
00:10:24:06 00:10:26:06 Some bastard's nicked it.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀　㨀㌀㈀㨀㈀㌀ 䔀䴀䘀 愀爀攀 最漀漀搀Ⰰ 猀漀✀猀 䬀䰀䘀 愀渀搀 伀䴀䐀⸀
00:10:33:03 00:10:34:19 ELO are crap.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㌀㐀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀　㨀㌀㜀㨀　㔀 䈀甀琀 琀栀攀 戀攀猀琀 椀猀 䬀䰀䴀⸀ 䐀漀 礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀 琀栀攀洀㼀
00:10:37:07 00:10:40:09 Oh, they're great.਀䌀栀攀愀瀀 昀氀椀最栀琀猀 搀愀椀氀礀 琀漀 䄀洀猀琀攀爀搀愀洀⸀
00:10:41:13 00:10:44:17 Yeah, well, you might be interested਀椀渀 琀栀椀猀 琀椀攀 琀栀愀琀 䤀✀洀 眀攀愀爀椀渀最⸀
00:10:44:19 00:10:48:19 It was sent to me by some friends in Nottingham.਀䤀琀✀猀 挀愀氀氀攀搀 愀 吀爀椀瀀氀攀 刀 琀椀攀⸀
00:10:48:21 00:10:52:08 And the Triple R is a club਀昀漀爀 最甀礀猀 眀栀漀✀瘀攀 搀漀渀攀 琀栀爀攀攀 挀漀洀瀀氀攀琀攀 挀椀爀挀甀椀琀猀
00:10:52:10 00:10:57:00 of the Nottingham Ring Road਀椀渀 琀栀攀 瀀愀猀猀攀渀最攀爀 猀攀愀琀 漀昀 愀 嘀愀甀砀栀愀氀氀 䌀愀爀氀琀漀渀⸀
00:10:57:17 00:11:01:13 They've got about, well, more than 200 members.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀　㄀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀　㔀㨀㄀㌀ 䄀渀搀 琀栀攀礀 栀愀瘀攀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ 猀氀椀搀攀 猀栀漀眀猀
and rallies and so on. It's a great club.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀　㔀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀　㠀㨀㈀　 䄀渀搀 䤀✀洀 瘀攀爀礀 瀀爀漀甀搀 琀漀 戀攀 愀 洀攀洀戀攀爀⸀
So, thanks, guys.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㄀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀㐀 䤀昀 䤀 栀愀搀 洀礀 搀爀甀琀栀攀爀猀Ⰰ 愀猀 琀栀攀礀 猀愀礀 椀渀 䄀洀攀爀椀挀愀Ⰰ
I should love to have met Oscar Wilde.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㘀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀　㨀㄀㘀 洀甀猀琀 栀愀瘀攀 戀攀攀渀 愀 昀愀猀挀椀渀愀琀椀渀最 挀漀渀瘀攀爀猀愀琀椀漀渀愀氀椀猀琀
I should imagine he was very good in bed਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㐀㨀　　 ⠀䤀一 䄀䴀䔀刀䤀䌀䄀一 䄀䌀䌀䔀一吀⤀ 吀栀愀渀欀 礀漀甀Ⰰ
ladies and gentlemen.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㐀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㐀 圀攀✀搀 氀椀欀攀 琀漀 猀椀渀最 愀 猀漀渀最 昀漀爀 礀漀甀 渀漀眀Ⰰ 戀甀琀 眀攀 挀愀渀✀琀⸀
00:11:27:16 00:11:29:01 That is to say, my brother, Oren, can't,਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㤀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㈀ 戀攀椀渀最 愀猀 栀漀眀 栀攀 猀甀昀昀攀爀攀搀 愀 猀琀爀愀渀最攀
musical accident when he was a boy,਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㔀㨀㄀㘀 琀栀愀琀 挀愀甀猀攀搀 氀愀猀琀椀渀最 愀渀搀 攀瘀攀爀氀愀猀琀椀渀最 搀愀洀愀最攀⸀
00:11:35:18 00:11:38:03 So, if it's all the same to you, I'll sing the song਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㠀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㐀㈀㨀㄀㤀 愀渀搀 洀礀 戀爀漀琀栀攀爀Ⰰ 伀爀攀渀Ⰰ 眀椀氀氀 樀甀猀琀 琀愀瀀 愀氀漀渀最
to the strange rhythms in his head.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㐀㌀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㐀 吀栀椀猀 猀漀渀最 椀猀 挀愀氀氀攀搀 吀栀攀爀攀 䄀椀渀✀琀 䈀甀琀 伀渀攀 圀愀礀⸀
00:11:47:00 00:11:49:09 -Sing the song, Vern.਀ⴀ䤀✀洀 猀椀渀最椀渀最 琀栀攀 猀漀渀最Ⰰ 伀爀攀渀⸀
00:11:49:11 00:11:51:17 Don't tell me to sing the song,਀䤀✀洀 猀椀渀最椀渀最 琀栀攀 猀漀渀最⸀
00:11:51:19 00:11:52:20 Sing the song.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀　㈀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀　㘀㨀㄀㘀 ⌀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 眀漀爀氀搀 椀猀 昀愀挀椀渀最 瀀爀漀戀氀攀洀猀
Getting bigger every day਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀　㘀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀　㨀㄀㤀 ⌀ 圀攀 最漀琀 愀 最爀攀攀渀栀漀甀猀攀 漀瘀攀爀 吀攀砀愀猀
And recession's on the way਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀　㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀　 ⌀ 圀攀 最漀琀 栀甀渀最攀爀 椀渀 琀栀攀 琀栀椀爀搀 眀漀爀氀搀
We got anger in the first਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㤀㨀　㤀 ⌀ 䠀愀氀昀 琀栀攀 眀漀爀氀搀 椀猀 昀氀漀漀搀椀渀最
And the other's dying of thirst਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀㐀㨀　㈀ ⌀ 䄀氀琀栀漀甀最栀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀 琀攀氀氀 礀漀甀
That this planet's dying fast਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㠀 ⌀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䤀 愀椀渀✀琀 猀攀攀渀 愀 瀀爀漀戀氀攀洀 礀攀琀
Can't be solved by kickin' ass਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㌀　㨀㄀㤀 ⌀ 䬀椀挀欀椀渀✀ 愀猀猀
# Kickin' ass਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㌀　㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㌀㈀㨀㈀㈀ ⌀ 䬀椀挀欀椀渀✀ 愀猀猀 椀猀 眀栀愀琀 眀攀 搀漀
00:12:32:24 00:12:34:23 # Kickin' ass਀⌀ 䬀椀挀欀椀渀✀ 愀猀猀
00:12:35:00 00:12:37:18 # Iron foot in the velvet shoe਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㌀㠀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㌀㨀　㤀 ⌀ 圀攀 搀漀渀✀琀 挀愀爀攀 眀栀漀猀攀 愀猀猀 眀攀 欀椀挀欀
If we're ever all alone਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㠀 ⌀ 圀攀 樀甀猀琀 猀琀愀渀搀 椀渀 昀爀漀渀琀 漀昀 琀栀攀 洀椀爀爀漀爀
And try and kick our own਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㔀　㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㄀ ⌀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 眀攀 欀椀挀欀攀搀 愀猀猀 椀渀 䜀爀攀渀愀搀愀
And we kicked ass in Iraq਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㔀㤀㨀㄀㈀ ⌀ 圀攀✀瘀攀 欀椀挀欀攀搀 琀栀攀 愀猀猀 漀甀琀 漀昀 琀栀攀 漀稀漀渀攀 氀愀礀攀爀
Now they say we gotta kick it back਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀　　㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀　㔀㨀　　 ⌀ 圀攀 欀椀挀欀攀搀 琀栀攀 愀猀猀 漀昀 挀愀渀挀攀爀
And we'll kick the ass of AIDS਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀　㔀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀　㤀㨀㄀㜀 ⌀ 䄀渀搀 愀猀 昀漀爀 最氀漀戀愀氀 眀愀爀洀椀渀最
We'll just kick ass wearing shades਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀　㤀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㄀ ⌀ 䬀椀挀欀椀渀✀ 愀猀猀
# Kickin' ass਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㈀㨀　　 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㌀ ⌀ 䬀椀挀欀椀渀✀ 愀猀猀 椀猀 眀栀愀琀 眀攀 搀漀
00:13:14:00 00:13:16:01 # Kickin' ass਀⌀ 䬀椀挀欀椀渀✀ 愀猀猀
00:13:16:03 00:13:19:02 # Iron foot in the velvet shoe਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㐀㨀　㌀ ⌀ 圀攀 搀漀渀✀琀 挀愀爀攀 眀栀漀猀攀 愀猀猀 眀攀 欀椀挀欀
If we're ever all alone਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㤀㨀　㠀 ⌀ 圀攀 樀甀猀琀 猀琀愀渀搀 椀渀 昀爀漀渀琀 漀昀 琀栀攀 洀椀爀爀漀爀
And try and kick our own਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀　㨀　　 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㐀㨀㄀㈀ ⌀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 挀愀渀 洀漀瘀攀 礀漀甀爀 愀猀猀 愀渀搀 栀愀甀氀 礀漀甀爀 愀猀猀
And busting ass is fine਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㐀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㠀㨀㄀㔀 ⌀ 䄀渀搀 琀栀攀爀攀 愀椀渀✀琀 愀 戀攀琀琀攀爀 瀀氀愀挀攀 琀漀 瀀甀琀 礀漀甀爀 愀猀猀
Than on the line਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㠀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀㤀 ⌀ 䈀甀琀 椀昀 礀漀甀✀爀攀 氀椀欀攀 甀猀
00:13:41:21 00:13:42:22 (WHOOPING)਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㐀㈀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㐀㐀㨀　　 吀栀愀渀欀 礀漀甀⸀
00:13:44:02 00:13:46:05 # And you won't take second best਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㔀　㨀㈀㐀 ⌀ 夀漀甀✀氀氀 瀀甀琀 礀漀甀爀 欀椀挀欀椀渀✀ 戀漀漀琀猀 漀渀
And kick like all the rest #਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㔀㐀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㔀 ⠀䠀伀圀䰀䤀一䜀⤀
00:13:55:07 00:13:56:15 Thank you. Thank you.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㔀㠀㨀㈀㔀 ⴀ吀栀愀渀欀 礀漀甀 猀漀 洀甀挀栀⸀
-Sing the song, Vern.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㔀㤀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀　　㨀㈀㄀ 䤀 猀愀渀最 琀栀攀 猀漀渀最⸀
00:14:00:23 00:14:03:06 -Sing the song.਀ⴀ䤀 猀愀渀最 琀栀攀 猀漀渀最⸀
00:14:03:08 00:14:04:22 Sing the song, Vern.਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀　㘀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀　㤀㨀　㈀ 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 愀渀椀洀愀氀 琀攀猀琀椀渀最 椀猀 愀 琀攀爀爀椀戀氀攀 椀搀攀愀⸀
00:14:09:04 00:14:11:18 They get all nervous and give silly answers.਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㈀ 夀攀愀栀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 愀 瀀椀琀礀 礀漀甀 挀漀甀氀搀渀✀琀 洀愀欀攀 椀琀
down to that club the other night.਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀　㨀㄀㈀ ⴀ圀栀愀琀Ⰰ 琀漀 匀栀愀最最攀爀猀㼀
-Yeah, that is a cracking club, that. Cracking.਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀　㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㈀ 䤀 洀攀愀渀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 挀爀甀洀瀀攀琀 琀栀攀爀攀 椀猀 昀椀爀猀琀ⴀ爀愀琀攀⸀
I mean, excellent. Absolutely excellent.਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㘀㨀　㌀ 夀攀愀栀Ⰰ 䤀✀搀 栀攀愀爀搀 琀栀攀 挀爀甀洀瀀攀琀
was pretty top-drawer stuff.਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㘀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㠀㨀　㐀 ⴀ䤀琀 眀愀猀 攀砀挀攀氀氀攀渀琀⸀ 䤀琀 眀愀猀 愀戀猀漀氀甀琀攀氀礀 攀砀挀攀氀氀攀渀琀⸀
-Yeah.਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㠀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㤀㨀㈀　 ✀䌀愀甀猀攀 礀漀甀✀爀攀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀㼀
A gold member there, are you?਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㤀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㌀㄀㨀　㄀ 圀栀愀琀Ⰰ 愀琀 匀栀愀最最攀爀猀㼀 倀氀愀琀椀渀甀洀⸀
00:14:31:03 00:14:32:13 -Oh, platinum?਀ⴀ夀攀愀栀Ⰰ 礀攀愀栀⸀
00:14:32:15 00:14:34:21 'Cause I just got my membership through਀昀漀爀 匀挀爀攀眀攀爀猀⸀
00:14:34:23 00:14:37:13 -Really? Platinum?਀ⴀ一漀Ⰰ 渀漀Ⰰ 搀椀愀洀漀渀搀 眀椀琀栀 猀琀爀漀渀琀椀甀洀 攀搀最椀渀最⸀
00:14:37:15 00:14:39:19 Oh, that's excellent. Absolutely excellent.਀夀攀愀栀Ⰰ 礀攀愀栀Ⰰ 礀攀愀栀⸀
00:14:39:21 00:14:42:20 Excuse me, I'm trying to get਀猀漀洀攀 瀀攀琀爀漀氀 漀甀琀 漀昀 瀀甀洀瀀 渀甀洀戀攀爀 昀漀甀爀⸀
00:14:42:22 00:14:46:24 -Yup.਀ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 椀琀 搀漀攀猀渀✀琀 猀攀攀洀 琀漀 眀漀爀欀Ⰰ 挀愀渀 礀漀甀⸀⸀⸀ 䠀漀氀搀 漀渀⸀
00:14:47:01 00:14:48:21 Don't I know you two from somewhere?਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㐀㠀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀㄀㨀㈀㌀ 䤀 搀漀渀✀琀 戀攀氀椀攀瘀攀 䤀✀瘀攀 栀愀搀 琀栀攀 瀀氀攀愀猀甀爀攀Ⰰ 渀漀⸀
Have you had the pleasure, Simon?਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀㈀㨀　　 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㄀ 䐀漀渀✀琀 戀攀氀椀攀瘀攀 䤀✀瘀攀 栀愀搀 琀栀攀 瀀氀攀愀猀甀爀攀
of having the pleasure, Nick, no.਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀㜀㨀㄀　 䐀椀搀渀✀琀 礀漀甀 甀猀攀搀 琀漀 戀攀 攀猀琀愀琀攀 愀最攀渀琀猀㼀
00:14:57:12 00:14:58:14 Erm...਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀㠀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㈀㨀㈀　 夀漀甀 搀椀搀⸀ 夀漀甀 眀攀爀攀 攀猀琀愀琀攀 愀最攀渀琀猀 愀琀⸀⸀⸀
Where was it? Oh, Wilson and Routledge.਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㈀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㔀㨀㄀㐀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 礀攀愀栀Ⰰ 眀攀 搀椀搀 愀琀 漀渀攀 瀀漀椀渀琀
dabble in the property game, yeah.਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㔀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㜀㨀㈀㈀ ⴀ夀攀愀栀Ⰰ 椀琀 椀猀 愀 最愀洀攀Ⰰ 椀猀渀✀琀 椀琀㼀
-Oh, it's a game.਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㜀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㤀㨀㈀㌀ 夀攀愀栀Ⰰ 䤀 洀攀愀渀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 猀琀愀欀攀猀 愀爀攀 栀椀最栀Ⰰ
not everyone can take it.਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀　㨀　　 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㄀㨀　㔀 䈀甀琀 椀琀✀猀 愀 最愀洀攀 渀漀渀攀琀栀攀氀攀猀猀Ⰰ 礀攀愀栀⸀
00:15:11:07 00:15:14:10 -And now you're running a petrol station?਀ⴀ一漀眀 眀攀✀爀攀 椀渀 琀栀攀 瀀攀琀爀漀氀 最愀洀攀Ⰰ 礀攀愀栀⸀
00:15:14:12 00:15:15:21 -And it is a game.਀ⴀ夀攀愀栀⸀
00:15:15:23 00:15:18:08 Well, do you mind moving into਀琀栀攀 猀眀椀琀挀栀椀渀最ⴀ漀渀ⴀ瀀甀洀瀀ⴀ渀甀洀戀攀爀ⴀ昀漀甀爀 最愀洀攀Ⰰ
00:15:18:10 00:15:19:15 'cause I'm in a bit of a hurry?਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㠀 夀攀猀Ⰰ 搀漀 礀漀甀 洀椀渀搀 洀攀 愀猀欀椀渀最 礀漀甀Ⰰ 昀椀爀猀琀 漀昀 愀氀氀Ⰰ
how much you're thinking of spending?਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㌀ 䤀 戀攀最 礀漀甀爀 瀀愀爀搀漀渀㼀
00:15:25:00 00:15:29:04 Yeah, my colleague is trying to focus in਀漀渀 礀漀甀爀 椀搀攀愀 漀昀 愀 猀漀爀琀 漀昀 猀瀀攀渀搀椀渀最 戀爀愀挀欀攀琀⸀
00:15:29:06 00:15:32:19 Look, I just want some petrol਀漀甀琀 漀昀 瀀甀洀瀀 渀甀洀戀攀爀 昀漀甀爀⸀
00:15:32:21 00:15:34:21 -Yeah, that will be the Super Plus?਀ⴀ夀攀猀⸀
00:15:34:23 00:15:36:13 -Right. Er, Simon?਀ⴀ一椀挀欀㼀
00:15:36:15 00:15:38:22 Details on the Super Plus.਀䰀愀搀礀✀猀 椀渀 愀 戀椀琀 漀昀 愀 栀甀爀爀礀⸀
00:15:38:24 00:15:41:02 -Right you be.਀ⴀ䴀礀 挀漀氀氀攀愀最甀攀 眀漀渀✀琀 欀攀攀瀀 礀漀甀 眀愀椀琀椀渀最⸀
00:15:41:04 00:15:44:14 -Details?਀ⴀ匀甀瀀攀爀 倀氀甀猀Ⰰ 匀甀瀀攀爀 倀氀甀猀⸀⸀⸀ 䠀攀爀攀 眀攀 愀爀攀⸀
00:15:44:16 00:15:46:20 Oh, yes. Yeah, here we go.਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㐀㘀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㔀㈀㨀　㠀 ✀✀匀甀瀀攀爀 倀氀甀猀Ⰰ 愀 昀椀渀攀Ⰰ 眀攀氀氀ⴀ瀀爀攀猀攀渀琀攀搀 瀀攀琀爀漀氀Ⰰ
conveniently situated in a pump,਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㔀㌀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㔀㜀㨀㄀㠀 ✀✀椀渀 愀渀 椀渀挀爀攀愀猀椀渀最氀礀 猀漀甀最栀琀ⴀ愀昀琀攀爀 漀挀琀愀渀攀 爀愀渀最攀Ⰰ
ideal for the professional person.''਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㔀㜀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㔀㤀㨀　㤀 夀攀猀Ⰰ 礀攀猀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 挀愀渀 䤀 栀愀瘀攀 猀漀洀攀Ⰰ 瀀氀攀愀猀攀㼀
00:15:59:11 00:16:01:21 Simon, have we got the keys਀琀漀 瀀甀洀瀀 渀甀洀戀攀爀 昀漀甀爀㼀
00:16:01:23 00:16:04:19 Oh, I'm not so sure about that.਀吀栀攀爀攀✀猀 戀攀攀渀 愀 氀漀琀 漀昀 椀渀琀攀爀攀猀琀 椀渀 匀甀瀀攀爀 倀氀甀猀⸀
00:16:04:21 00:16:07:25 Oh, great deal of interest. Yeah, we've had਀猀攀瘀攀爀愀氀 洀漀琀漀爀椀猀琀猀 椀渀 栀攀爀攀 琀栀椀猀 愀昀琀攀爀渀漀漀渀Ⰰ
00:16:08:02 00:16:11:16 -as a matter of fact, offering cash deals.਀ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 氀漀漀欀Ⰰ 䤀✀洀 漀昀昀攀爀椀渀最 愀 挀愀猀栀 搀攀愀氀⸀
00:16:11:18 00:16:14:00 I want £1 0 worth of petrol.਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㜀㨀　㄀ ⴀ夀漀眀稀愀℀ 䰀漀漀欀猀 氀椀欀攀 琀栀攀 氀愀搀礀 洀攀愀渀猀 戀甀猀椀渀攀猀猀⸀
-Surely does, and then some.਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㜀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㠀 匀漀Ⰰ ꌀ㄀ 　 眀漀爀琀栀 漀昀 匀甀瀀攀爀 倀氀甀猀
would be what, Simon?਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㄀㨀　㌀ 䤀✀洀 漀渀 琀栀攀 挀愀猀攀⸀
00:16:21:05 00:16:23:20 -That'll get you two pints.਀ⴀ吀眀漀 瀀椀渀琀猀㼀
00:16:23:22 00:16:26:07 Yeah, that's what? £40 a gallon is it, Simon?਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㘀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㜀 ⴀ刀椀最栀琀 愀猀 礀漀甀✀氀氀 攀瘀攀爀 戀攀Ⰰ 一椀挀欀⸀
-£40? For a gallon of petrol?਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㈀ ⴀ䘀漀爀 愀 最愀氀氀漀渀 漀昀 匀甀瀀攀爀 倀氀甀猀⸀
-That is a top-drawer petrol.਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀㌀㨀㄀㔀 ⴀ伀栀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 攀砀挀攀氀氀攀渀琀Ⰰ 愀戀猀漀氀甀琀攀氀礀 攀砀挀攀氀氀攀渀琀⸀
-But I...਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀㌀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀㔀㨀　㠀 䤀✀氀氀 琀攀氀氀 礀漀甀 眀栀愀琀⸀ 䤀✀氀氀 琀攀氀氀 礀漀甀 眀栀愀琀⸀
Nick, do you mind?਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀㔀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀㘀㨀㄀　 䌀愀爀爀礀 漀渀 愀栀攀愀搀⸀
00:16:36:12 00:16:39:01 -The lady's obviously keen.਀ⴀ䤀 爀攀愀搀 琀栀攀 氀愀搀礀 愀猀 欀攀攀渀 洀礀猀攀氀昀Ⰰ 匀椀洀漀渀⸀
00:16:39:03 00:16:42:17 What's to stop me from ringing the owners਀愀渀搀 愀猀欀椀渀最 椀昀 琀栀攀礀✀搀 戀攀 瀀爀攀瀀愀爀攀搀 琀漀 琀愀欀攀 愀渀 漀昀昀攀爀㼀
00:16:42:19 00:16:43:25 What are you talking about?਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㐀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㐀 ⴀ嘀攀爀礀 甀渀氀椀欀攀氀礀Ⰰ 匀椀洀漀渀⸀
-I'm not saying it'll work.਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㤀 ⴀ䤀✀洀 猀愀礀椀渀最 䤀✀氀氀 最椀瘀攀 椀琀 洀礀 戀攀猀琀 猀栀漀琀⸀
-Okay, then.਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㜀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㠀㨀㈀㄀ 伀欀愀礀⸀
00:16:49:17 00:16:51:03 Right, so...਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㔀㈀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㔀㐀㨀㈀　 圀栀愀琀 搀漀攀猀 礀漀甀爀猀攀氀昀 搀漀 椀渀 琀栀攀 攀瘀攀渀椀渀最猀Ⰰ
I'm wondering?਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㔀㐀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀㌀ 伀栀Ⰰ 最漀漀搀 焀甀攀猀琀椀漀渀 琀栀攀爀攀 昀爀漀洀 洀礀 挀漀氀氀攀愀最甀攀⸀
00:16:56:15 00:16:59:01 Does yourself ever go down to Shaggers਀椀渀 琀栀攀 䬀椀渀最✀猀 倀愀爀愀搀攀㼀
00:16:59:03 00:17:01:21 -Or Screwers in Horley Street?਀ⴀ一漀Ⰰ 䤀✀洀 愀昀爀愀椀搀 渀漀琀⸀
00:17:01:23 00:17:04:25 That's a shame. Now, they're cracking clubs.਀䤀 洀攀愀渀Ⰰ 攀砀挀攀氀氀攀渀琀Ⰰ 愀戀猀漀氀甀琀攀氀礀 攀砀挀攀氀氀攀渀琀⸀
00:17:05:02 00:17:09:07 Yeah, hello, Mrs Mobil? Yeah, Simon Flaccid here.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀　㤀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㌀㨀　㤀 䰀椀猀琀攀渀Ⰰ 最漀琀 愀 氀愀搀礀 椀渀
seems to be interested in the Super Plus.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㔀 圀漀渀搀攀爀 眀栀攀琀栀攀爀 礀漀甀✀搀 戀攀 瀀爀攀瀀愀爀攀搀
perhaps to be flexible on the price?਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀　㨀　㠀 䄀氀氀 爀椀最栀琀⸀ 匀栀攀✀猀 樀甀猀琀 最漀渀攀 琀漀 挀栀攀挀欀 眀椀琀栀 䴀爀 䴀漀戀椀氀⸀
00:17:20:10 00:17:23:06 Presumably, you're hoping਀昀漀爀 愀 洀漀爀攀 愀琀琀爀愀挀琀椀瘀攀 瀀爀椀挀攀㼀
00:17:23:08 00:17:25:12 -I was going to go for a more sensible price.਀ⴀ伀栀Ⰰ 最漀漀搀 洀漀瘀攀Ⰰ 礀攀愀栀⸀
00:17:25:14 00:17:27:18 Go for a sensible price first,਀琀栀攀渀 愀渀 愀琀琀爀愀挀琀椀瘀攀 瀀爀椀挀攀 氀愀琀攀爀⸀
00:17:27:20 00:17:29:24 -Yeah.਀ⴀ䤀 眀漀甀氀搀渀✀琀 洀椀渀搀 椀昀 椀琀 眀愀猀 挀栀攀愀瀀攀爀⸀
00:17:30:01 00:17:32:07 Cheaper? Well, it's been a long time਀猀椀渀挀攀 䤀✀瘀攀 栀攀愀爀搀 琀栀愀琀 漀渀攀⸀
00:17:32:09 00:17:34:10 -What's cheaper in new money, Simon?਀ⴀ䈀攀愀甀琀椀昀甀氀氀礀 瀀爀椀挀攀搀⸀
00:17:34:12 00:17:37:06 Beautifully priced.਀夀攀愀栀Ⰰ 眀攀氀氀Ⰰ 氀攀琀✀猀 猀攀攀 眀栀愀琀 漀氀搀 匀椀洀漀渀 挀愀渀 搀漀⸀
00:17:37:08 00:17:41:18 Hello, yeah, Mrs Mobil? Right, yeah.਀伀栀Ⰰ 䤀 猀攀攀⸀ 䌀愀渀 搀漀Ⰰ 礀攀愀栀⸀
00:17:41:20 00:17:44:18 Mrs Mobil is anxious to dispose of the property਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㐀㐀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㐀㤀㨀　㌀ 愀渀搀 猀栀攀✀猀 瀀爀攀瀀愀爀攀搀 琀漀 氀攀琀 椀琀 最漀
for £1 .95 a gallon, immediate sale.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㐀㤀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㔀㄀㨀　㘀 ⴀ䘀椀渀攀⸀
-Oh, lady says that's fine.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㔀㄀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀㠀 䄀氀氀 爀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 眀攀✀氀氀 戀攀 戀愀挀欀 琀漀 礀漀甀Ⰰ 䴀爀猀 䴀漀戀椀氀⸀
00:17:53:20 00:17:56:11 -Right, can we get on with it?਀ⴀ夀攀愀栀Ⰰ 氀攀琀✀猀 昀愀猀琀ⴀ琀爀愀挀欀 琀栀椀猀 漀渀攀⸀
00:17:56:13 00:18:00:23 -What about an arrangement to view...਀ⴀ圀栀礀 搀漀渀✀琀 眀攀 猀愀礀 䘀爀椀搀愀礀 愀琀 ㄀ ㄀ 㨀　　㼀
00:18:01:00 00:18:03:22 -No, actually, Friday at 1 1 :00 is no good for me.਀ⴀ䤀猀 椀琀 渀漀琀㼀 圀攀氀氀⸀⸀⸀
00:18:03:24 00:18:06:14 No, I'm showing some first-time drivers਀愀爀漀甀渀搀 瀀甀洀瀀 渀甀洀戀攀爀 猀椀砀⸀
00:18:06:16 00:18:10:06 Well, it's gonna have to be਀琀栀攀 愀爀猀攀 攀渀搀 漀昀 渀攀砀琀 眀攀攀欀Ⰰ 琀栀攀渀⸀
00:18:10:08 00:18:12:15 -The arse end's clean for me.਀ⴀ䤀猀 椀琀Ⰰ 椀猀 椀琀㼀
00:18:14:14 00:18:16:06 Because of the property slump,਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㘀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀　㨀　㄀ ㈀㔀Ⰰ　　　 攀猀琀愀琀攀 愀最攀渀琀猀Ⰰ
who were safely confined in offices਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀　㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㈀㨀　㔀 栀愀瘀攀 戀攀攀渀 昀漀爀挀攀搀 漀甀琀 椀渀琀漀 琀栀攀 挀漀洀洀甀渀椀琀礀⸀
00:18:22:07 00:18:26:07 It's a dreadful situation,਀戀甀琀 礀漀甀 挀愀渀 搀漀 猀漀洀攀琀栀椀渀最 琀漀 栀攀氀瀀⸀
00:18:26:15 00:18:29:18 £50 will get us an assault rifle or handgun.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀　㨀　　 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㔀㨀　㘀 䔀瘀攀渀 㔀　 瀀攀渀挀攀 眀椀氀氀 戀甀礀 攀渀漀甀最栀 愀洀洀甀渀椀琀椀漀渀
to deal with a team like Nick and Simon here.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㔀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㠀㨀　㄀ 匀漀Ⰰ 瀀氀攀愀猀攀Ⰰ 最椀瘀攀 最攀渀攀爀漀甀猀氀礀⸀
00:18:38:13 00:18:43:06 In the meantime, I'm going to have to decide਀眀栀椀挀栀 漀昀 琀栀攀猀攀 琀眀漀 琀漀 猀栀漀漀琀 昀椀爀猀琀⸀
00:18:43:11 00:18:44:17 Goodbye.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㐀㔀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㘀 ⴀ䈀礀攀⸀
-Bye.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㐀㜀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀㠀 䠀洀洀Ⰰ 樀漀戀猀㼀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 礀攀猀Ⰰ 䤀✀瘀攀 栀愀搀 愀 瘀愀爀椀攀琀礀 漀昀 樀漀戀猀
since I came to London.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀㄀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀　 䤀 猀琀愀爀琀攀搀 漀昀昀 爀甀渀渀椀渀最
a mobile 24-hour discotheque਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀㜀㨀㈀㄀ 昀漀爀 琀栀攀 匀琀 䨀漀栀渀✀猀 䄀洀戀甀氀愀渀挀攀 䈀爀椀最愀搀攀⸀
00:18:57:23 00:18:59:19 For when they have those big functions, you know.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀㤀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀　㄀㨀㄀㘀 吀栀攀礀 渀攀攀搀 愀 搀椀猀挀漀琀栀攀焀甀攀 猀琀愀渀搀椀渀最 戀礀Ⰰ 樀甀猀琀 椀渀 挀愀猀攀⸀
00:19:01:18 00:19:04:15 We never need it, thank God,਀戀甀琀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ 眀攀 眀攀爀攀 琀栀攀爀攀⸀
00:19:04:17 00:19:07:17 And after that, I set up as a freelance nudist.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀　㠀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀　 夀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ 漀搀搀猀 愀渀搀 攀渀搀猀Ⰰ 眀攀搀搀椀渀最猀Ⰰ
opening supermarkets.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㘀 䐀椀搀 愀 氀漀琀 漀昀 眀漀爀欀 昀漀爀 匀攀挀甀爀椀挀漀爀Ⰰ 昀甀渀渀椀氀礀 攀渀漀甀最栀⸀
00:19:15:18 00:19:18:11 Er, then came the big nudist crash of '87,਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀　 愀渀搀 䤀 最漀琀 漀甀琀
and joined a removals firm in Notting Hill.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㐀 圀攀 搀椀搀 愀 樀漀戀 昀漀爀 愀 匀愀甀搀椀 搀椀瀀氀漀洀愀琀
called Nigel Havers.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㌀　㨀㈀㐀 匀漀 礀漀甀 挀愀渀 椀洀愀最椀渀攀 琀栀攀 猀漀爀琀 漀昀 猀琀椀挀欀 栀攀 最漀琀Ⰰ
having the same name as...਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㌀㐀㨀㄀㤀 一椀最攀氀 䠀愀瘀攀爀猀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 爀椀最栀琀⸀
00:19:34:21 00:19:37:08 Er, he was a nice enough chap.਀圀攀 洀漀瘀攀搀 栀漀甀猀攀 昀漀爀 栀椀洀⸀
00:19:37:10 00:19:40:03 He wanted his house moved down਀琀漀 琀栀攀 攀渀搀 漀昀 琀栀攀 猀琀爀攀攀琀Ⰰ
00:19:40:05 00:19:42:00 as he said it was easier to park there.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㐀㈀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㠀 吀栀攀 昀甀渀渀礀 琀栀椀渀最 眀愀猀 琀栀愀琀 眀攀✀搀 樀甀猀琀 昀椀渀椀猀栀攀搀 椀琀
and put the last slate back on the roof,਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㐀㔀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㜀 愀渀搀 琀栀椀猀 䄀甀猀琀椀渀 ㄀ ㄀ 　　 挀愀洀攀
and parked right in front,਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㔀㄀㨀　　 猀漀 眀攀 栀愀搀 琀漀 洀漀瘀攀 椀琀 愀氀氀 戀愀挀欀 愀最愀椀渀⸀ 䈀甀琀⸀⸀⸀
00:19:51:03 00:19:53:01 Happy days, happy days.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㤀 吀栀攀渀Ⰰ 攀爀洀⸀⸀⸀
00:19:55:10 00:19:58:10 Let me see,਀䤀 栀愀搀 愀 挀漀甀瀀氀攀 漀昀 洀漀渀琀栀猀 椀渀 琀栀攀 眀栀椀琀攀 猀氀愀瘀攀 琀爀愀搀攀⸀
00:19:59:08 00:20:01:17 On the selling side, I should point out.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀　㄀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀　㨀　㐀㨀㄀㜀 䤀琀 眀愀猀 樀甀猀琀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ 琀攀氀攀瀀栀漀渀攀 猀琀甀昀昀⸀
Mostly mail order work, in fact.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀　㐀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀　㨀　㘀㨀㈀　 䤀琀 眀愀猀 瀀爀攀琀琀礀 搀甀氀氀Ⰰ 戀甀琀 琀栀愀琀 最漀琀 洀攀 洀礀 渀攀砀琀 樀漀戀Ⰰ
00:20:06:22 00:20:10:07 which was as director਀漀昀 瀀栀愀爀洀愀挀攀甀琀椀挀愀氀 爀攀猀攀愀爀挀栀 昀漀爀 䤀䌀䤀⸀
00:20:10:22 00:20:13:04 God knows why,਀✀挀愀甀猀攀 䤀 搀漀渀✀琀 欀渀漀眀 愀渀礀琀栀椀渀最 愀戀漀甀琀 搀爀甀最猀⸀
00:20:13:06 00:20:16:03 But I did do a pretty good interview.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㈀　㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㈀ 䈀甀琀 琀栀攀礀 爀甀洀戀氀攀搀 洀攀Ⰰ 攀瘀攀渀琀甀愀氀氀礀⸀
00:20:18:14 00:20:21:14 All I could think of to say was that਀琀栀攀 瀀椀氀氀猀 漀甀最栀琀 琀漀 戀攀 漀戀氀漀渀最 椀渀猀琀攀愀搀 漀昀 爀漀甀渀搀⸀
00:20:21:16 00:20:23:19 And after a couple of years of that, you know,਀琀栀攀礀 琀栀爀攀眀 洀攀 漀甀琀⸀
00:20:23:21 00:20:25:12 Which was just fine with me,਀✀挀愀甀猀攀 䤀 渀攀攀搀攀搀 愀 戀爀攀愀欀⸀
00:20:25:14 00:20:29:17 And I went and joined this group਀漀昀 琀爀愀瘀攀氀氀椀渀最 氀漀猀猀 愀搀樀甀猀琀攀爀猀⸀
00:20:29:24 00:20:32:23 Because in the summer, you see,਀琀栀攀爀攀 愀爀攀渀✀琀 洀愀渀礀 氀漀猀猀攀猀 琀栀愀琀 渀攀攀搀 愀搀樀甀猀琀椀渀最⸀
00:20:33:00 00:20:35:16 And what they do is that਀琀栀攀礀 最漀 爀漀甀渀搀 琀栀攀 猀攀愀猀椀搀攀 爀攀猀漀爀琀猀
00:20:35:18 00:20:39:08 putting on loss-adjusting shows for children,਀眀栀椀挀栀 眀愀猀 最爀攀愀琀 昀甀渀⸀
00:20:39:10 00:20:42:04 God, we drank a lot, though.਀吀栀漀猀攀 氀漀猀猀 愀搀樀甀猀琀攀爀猀 挀愀渀 猀琀椀挀欀 椀琀 愀眀愀礀⸀
00:20:42:06 00:20:43:13 It's unbelievable.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㔀 吀栀攀渀 愀昀琀攀爀 琀栀愀琀Ⰰ 䤀 猀瀀攀渀琀 愀 挀漀甀瀀氀攀 漀昀 洀漀渀琀栀猀
as Princess Anne's assistant.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㐀㠀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀　㨀㄀㌀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䤀 挀栀甀挀欀攀搀 琀栀愀琀 椀渀 戀攀挀愀甀猀攀Ⰰ
you know, it's perfectly obvious਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀　㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀㐀㨀　㈀ 琀栀攀礀 眀攀爀攀 渀攀瘀攀爀 最漀椀渀最 琀漀 洀愀欀攀 洀攀 倀爀椀渀挀攀猀猀 䄀渀渀攀Ⰰ
no matter how well I did the job.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀㐀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀㜀㨀　㜀 䄀渀搀 椀琀 眀愀猀 愀 焀甀攀猀琀椀漀渀 漀昀 眀栀漀 礀漀甀 眀攀爀攀Ⰰ
00:20:57:09 00:21:01:12 rather than how well you did the job,਀愀渀搀 䤀 栀愀琀攀 琀栀愀琀⸀ 䤀 樀甀猀琀 挀愀渀✀琀 戀攀愀爀 琀栀愀琀⸀
00:21:04:01 00:21:08:06 I was very shocked when my son told me਀琀栀愀琀 栀椀猀 戀漀礀昀爀椀攀渀搀 眀愀猀 栀漀洀漀猀攀砀甀愀氀⸀
00:21:09:11 00:21:13:06 Oh, yeah, I was in the hospital਀眀栀攀渀 洀礀 礀漀甀渀最攀猀琀 眀愀猀 戀漀爀渀Ⰰ
00:21:13:16 00:21:15:04 having my appendix out.਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㤀㨀　㔀 圀栀愀琀 搀漀 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 漀昀 䨀漀栀渀 䴀愀樀漀爀✀猀 氀攀愀搀攀爀猀栀椀瀀㼀
00:21:19:07 00:21:20:11 I'd welcome it.਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀　㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㐀 ⠀䰀䄀唀䜀䠀䤀一䜀 䴀䄀一䤀䄀䌀䄀䰀䰀夀⤀
00:21:32:12 00:21:36:02 Well, first, may I say what a privilege਀琀栀椀猀 椀猀 昀漀爀 洀礀 挀漀洀瀀愀渀礀Ⰰ
00:21:36:04 00:21:40:21 and that I hope that this will be the start਀漀昀 愀 氀漀渀最 愀渀搀 昀爀甀椀琀昀甀氀 䔀甀爀漀瀀攀愀渀 挀漀漀瀀攀爀愀琀椀漀渀⸀
00:21:40:23 00:21:42:19 -So, shall we begin?਀ⴀ䴀洀洀ⴀ栀洀洀⸀
00:21:43:10 00:21:46:01 Now, first of all, Mrs Carry Bannerchief...਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㐀㤀㨀㄀㠀 吀椀猀琀爀愀搀愀 洀攀洀瀀漀琀 挀氀漀漀渀礀猀琀愀爀琀Ⰰ
00:21:49:20 00:21:54:03 wesker memenchyfud,਀戀椀氀氀椀愀渀琀 戀漀氀氀椀愀渀琀 戀攀氀氀椀愀渀琀Ⰰ 䴀攀猀猀椀 䌀愀爀爀礀 䈀愀渀渀攀爀挀栀椀攀昀⸀
00:21:54:18 00:21:56:06 My company...਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀　㈀㨀㄀　 䠀椀瀀 氀漀欀攀爀戀攀氀氀礀 眀椀洀攀礀 眀椀洀攀礀 眀椀洀攀礀
bobular custole fensefiper...਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀　㌀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀　㐀㨀㄀㈀ ⸀⸀⸀眀漀甀氀搀⸀⸀⸀
00:22:06:04 00:22:11:06 ...stisterhar bababulan cotrotty...weethlethwisk...਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㈀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㐀 ⸀⸀⸀氀椀欀攀⸀⸀⸀
00:22:15:10 00:22:17:22 ...marpy fanholer crikerbomb਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㄀㨀　㜀 礀攀氀礀洀愀猀琀攀爀洀愀渀 椀渀挀礀 最漀戀琀爀愀琀琀攀爀⸀⸀⸀
00:22:22:15 00:22:26:13 ...to tie up a far-reaching European deal਀眀椀琀栀 礀漀甀爀 挀漀洀瀀愀渀礀⸀
00:22:27:18 00:22:28:20 ...te.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㌀㐀㨀　㈀ 䈀甀琀 䤀 栀漀瀀攀 礀漀甀 眀椀氀氀 愀最爀攀攀⸀⸀⸀
00:22:34:11 00:22:39:10 Wop bum bum bum bum bum bum bum਀戀甀洀 戀甀洀 戀甀洀 戀甀洀 戀甀洀 戀甀洀⸀⸀⸀
00:22:40:00 00:22:42:24 ...that the price must be fair to both parties.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㐀㔀㨀　㘀 ⸀⸀⸀氀椀渀栀愀欀欀礀 琀甀琀甀氀愀爀⸀⸀⸀
00:22:45:09 00:22:46:14 Er...਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㐀㜀㨀　　 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㔀 倀爀漀戀氀攀洀㼀
00:22:48:07 00:22:52:18 Well, it's just that਀琀栀攀爀攀✀猀 渀漀 猀甀挀栀 眀漀爀搀 愀猀 ✀✀瀀爀椀挀攀✀✀ 椀渀 匀琀爀漀洀⸀
00:22:53:03 00:22:56:19 -Oh, well, cost?਀ⴀ一漀琀 爀攀愀氀氀礀⸀
00:22:57:00 00:22:59:06 -Hinty pepapular?਀ⴀ䘀愀琀挀漀挀欀⸀
00:23:01:17 00:23:03:00 But you... Well, you must have a word਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀　㌀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀　㔀㨀　㔀 昀漀爀 琀栀攀 愀洀漀甀渀琀 漀昀 洀漀渀攀礀
that is to be paid for something?਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀　㔀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀　㠀㨀㄀㈀ 一漀琀 爀攀愀氀氀礀⸀ 吀栀攀爀攀✀猀 ✀✀栀椀昀琀礀 戀攀眀渀ⴀ栀愀琀攀✀✀⸀
00:23:09:07 00:23:10:22 Right, and what does that mean?਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀　㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㈀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 椀琀 洀攀愀渀猀 ✀✀瀀爀椀挀攀✀✀
in the sense of ''exploding vest''.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㄀㨀　㔀 吀栀攀爀攀✀猀 渀漀 猀攀渀猀攀 椀渀 眀栀椀挀栀 ✀✀瀀爀椀挀攀✀✀
means ''exploding vest''.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㐀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 琀栀攀 挀氀漀猀攀猀琀 眀攀 最攀琀⸀
00:23:24:21 00:23:29:19 Well, all right, the exploding vest਀洀甀猀琀 戀攀 昀愀椀爀 琀漀 戀漀琀栀 瀀愀爀琀椀攀猀⸀
00:23:30:06 00:23:35:04 -Hifty bewn-hate. Hippy hap-wipe.਀ⴀ圀攀攀琀栀氀攀ⴀ眀椀猀欀 瀀爀攀渀琀礀 愀爀猀攀⸀
00:23:35:18 00:23:37:24 -That would be perfectly sofa factory.਀ⴀ刀椀最栀琀⸀
00:23:38:01 00:23:41:12 Well, all that remains is the long-term contracts...਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀㌀ ⠀䈀伀吀䠀 匀一䤀䌀䬀䔀刀䤀一䜀⤀
00:23:45:10 00:23:46:22 Sorry, what's so...਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㐀㤀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㔀㌀㨀　㐀 ⴀ夀漀甀 猀愀椀搀Ⰰ ✀✀䰀漀渀最ⴀ琀攀爀洀 挀漀渀琀爀愀挀琀猀⸀✀✀
-Yes?਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㔀㌀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㜀 夀攀猀Ⰰ 眀攀氀氀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 猀攀攀Ⰰ 琀漀 甀猀 琀栀愀琀✀猀 瘀攀爀礀 昀甀渀渀礀Ⰰ
00:23:55:09 00:23:59:20 because long-term contracts਀椀猀 眀栀愀琀 礀漀甀 眀漀甀氀搀 挀愀氀氀 愀 眀攀攀ⴀ眀攀攀⸀
00:23:59:22 00:24:00:22 Wee-wee.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀　㄀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀　㌀㨀　㤀 ⴀ䤀猀 椀琀Ⰰ 爀攀愀氀氀礀㼀
-Yes.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀　㔀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀　㘀㨀㈀㐀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ
00:24:07:01 00:24:10:03 the long-term contract਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀　㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㐀 ⴀ昀漀爀 愀昀琀攀爀ⴀ猀愀氀攀猀 猀攀爀瘀椀挀攀⸀
-What?਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㈀ 䄀昀琀攀爀ⴀ猀愀氀攀猀 猀攀爀瘀椀挀攀⸀
00:24:19:07 00:24:21:06 Fudd nob!਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㠀 伀眀℀
00:24:22:20 00:24:26:15 -Well, I do apologise.਀ⴀ圀栀愀琀 漀渀 攀愀爀琀栀 搀椀搀 猀栀攀 搀漀 琀栀愀琀 昀漀爀㼀
00:24:26:17 00:24:30:19 Well, I think maybe Mrs Carry Bannerchief਀眀愀猀渀✀琀 猀漀 栀愀瀀瀀礀 礀漀甀 猀栀漀甀氀搀 椀渀猀甀氀琀 栀攀爀⸀
00:24:30:21 00:24:32:23 All I said was after-sales service.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㐀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㘀㨀㈀㌀ 匀漀 礀漀甀 搀漀 猀瀀攀愀欀 匀琀爀漀洀Ⰰ 愀昀琀攀爀 愀氀氀㼀
00:24:37:00 00:24:39:04 No, well... No. I mean, what does it mean?਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㤀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㐀　㨀㈀㐀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 瘀攀爀礀 栀愀爀搀 琀漀 搀攀昀椀渀攀Ⰰ
00:24:41:01 00:24:44:06 but I could show you if I had a goat਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㐀㐀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㜀 愀渀搀 昀漀甀爀 瀀愀椀爀猀 漀昀 䴀愀爀椀最漀氀搀 眀愀猀栀椀渀最 甀瀀 最氀漀瘀攀猀Ⰰ
00:24:47:19 00:24:51:12 and a very short billiard cue,਀愀渀搀 愀 氀漀挀愀氀 爀愀搀椀漀 眀攀愀琀栀攀爀洀愀渀⸀⸀⸀
00:24:51:14 00:24:55:01 But that would only hint at what the word means.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㔀㘀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㔀㜀㨀　㈀ 伀栀Ⰰ 搀攀愀爀⸀
00:24:58:06 00:25:02:00 -Oh, well, what now?਀ⴀ夀漀甀 猀愀椀搀Ⰰ ✀✀伀栀Ⰰ 搀攀愀爀⸀✀✀
00:25:02:02 00:25:04:01 Well, what does ''dear'' mean?਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀　㔀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀　㠀㨀　㌀ 夀漀甀 爀攀愀氀氀礀 愀爀攀 挀爀甀椀猀椀渀最 昀漀爀 愀 戀爀甀椀猀椀渀最⸀
00:25:10:23 00:25:14:08 ''Dear'' is a very bad word to say.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㈀ 䤀琀 洀攀愀渀猀Ⰰ 椀渀 漀甀爀⸀⸀⸀
Well, it means a sort of animal with wet noses਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㄀㨀　㘀 愀渀搀 戀椀最Ⰰ 猀漀昀琀 戀爀漀眀渀 攀礀攀猀 愀渀搀 琀栀攀 愀渀琀氀椀渀最猀⸀
00:25:21:08 00:25:23:19 And it's the worst thing you can call anybody.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㠀 匀漀Ⰰ 眀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䤀 猀甀最最攀猀琀 眀攀 栀愀瘀攀 愀 挀漀漀氀椀渀最ⴀ漀昀昀 瀀攀爀椀漀搀⸀
00:25:27:10 00:25:32:00 You go and consult your principals.਀䤀✀氀氀 琀爀礀 愀渀搀 瀀氀愀挀愀琀攀 䴀爀猀 䌀愀爀爀礀 䈀愀渀渀攀爀挀栀椀攀昀⸀
00:27:17:14 00:27:22:09 LAURIE: Any luck with Mrs Carry Bannerchief?਀䘀刀夀㨀 一漀Ⰰ 䤀✀洀 愀昀爀愀椀搀 猀栀攀✀猀 椀渀挀漀渀猀漀氀愀戀氀攀猀⸀
00:27:22:11 00:27:24:22 LAURIE: Well, this is more than਀愀 氀椀琀琀氀攀 攀洀戀愀爀爀愀猀猀椀渀最⸀
00:27:24:24 00:27:27:20 I had hoped by the end of today਀琀漀 琀椀攀 甀瀀 愀氀氀 琀栀攀 搀攀琀愀椀氀猀⸀
00:27:29:09 00:27:32:02 -How dare you!਀ⴀ圀栀愀琀 渀漀眀㼀 䤀 洀攀愀渀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀 栀愀瘀攀 䤀⸀⸀⸀
00:27:32:04 00:27:34:12 -For goodness' sake.਀ⴀ✀✀匀愀欀攀✀✀㼀
00:27:38:03 00:27:39:17 (BOTH CLAMOURING)਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㌀㤀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㐀㄀㨀　㄀ 䌀愀爀攀昀甀氀℀
00:27:43:20 00:27:45:05 FRY: Mind my glasses.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀㜀 ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 愀戀漀甀琀 椀琀 昀漀爀 琀栀椀猀 眀攀攀欀⸀
-That's right.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㘀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㜀㨀㈀　 ⴀ吀椀洀攀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 漀氀搀 攀渀攀洀礀⸀⸀⸀
-Oh, shut up.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㜀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㤀㨀㄀　 刀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 䤀✀洀 猀漀爀爀礀⸀
00:28:00:03 00:28:02:02 So, until we meet again,਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀　㈀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀　㔀㨀㄀㈀ ⴀ椀琀✀猀 最漀漀搀 渀椀最栀琀 昀爀漀洀 洀攀⸀
-And it's good night from me.਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀　㔀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀　㠀㨀㄀㈀ 圀攀✀爀攀 最漀椀渀最 琀漀 氀攀愀瘀攀 礀漀甀
with tonight's cocktail recipe,਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀　㠀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㄀㨀　㈀ 䄀 匀氀漀眀 匀渀漀最 圀椀琀栀 䄀 䐀椀猀琀愀渀琀 刀攀氀愀琀椀瘀攀⸀
00:28:11:04 00:28:14:03 For this, you'll need three measures brandy,਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㄀ 琀眀漀 漀昀 搀愀爀欀 爀甀洀Ⰰ 漀渀攀 漀昀 眀栀椀琀攀 最椀渀Ⰰ 漀渀攀 漀昀 礀攀氀氀漀眀Ⰰ
00:28:17:13 00:28:19:18 a spoonful of crushed sugar puffs,਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㐀 琀眀漀 栀愀爀搀ⴀ戀漀椀氀攀搀 攀最最猀 愀渀搀 愀渀 漀瀀攀渀ⴀ琀漀攀搀 猀愀渀搀愀氀⸀
00:28:23:01 00:28:25:06 Size nine, if you can get it.਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㔀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㐀 倀氀攀愀猀攀Ⰰ 䴀爀 䴀甀猀椀挀Ⰰ 眀椀氀氀 礀漀甀 瀀氀愀礀㼀
00:28:29:00 00:28:31:06 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㔀　㨀　㠀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㔀㈀㨀㄀　 ⠀䤀䴀䤀吀䄀吀䤀一䜀 吀刀唀䴀倀䔀吀 倀䰀䄀夀䤀一䜀⤀
00:29:14:22 00:29:16:03 Enjoy.਀　　㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㘀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀㈀ ⴀ匀漀甀瀀礀 琀眀椀猀琀⸀
-Soupy twist.਀　　㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㤀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㈀㤀㨀㈀　㨀　㜀 ⠀䰀䄀唀刀䤀䔀 䔀堀䌀䰀䄀䤀䴀䤀一䜀⤀